Fuck distance, I wanna taste you now.
Mar 02 23:20 with 224,626 notes
Welcome to your 20s, where it seems like everyone except you is doing everything they’re supposed to be doing.
(Source: sapphiredoves)
Mar 02 23:19 with 300,424 notes
If i won the powerball Id buy a island&a million parrots and train em all 2 say “fuck” in unison& Id name the island “Birds screaming Fuck”
(Source: theawesomeadventurer)
Feb 17 21:32 with 75,360 notes
I’m not the mom friend, I’m the dad friend: tries to take care of his friends but is too distant and emotionally clumsy to be any good at it
Feb 17 21:29 with 522,436 notes
Apparently some people can have a thought like “I need to do this” and then they actually have no problem getting up and doing it. What a weird way to live, how strange, wonder what that would be like.
Feb 06 10:47 with 333,089 notes
concept: me, 10 years from now, living in a pretty house with my love, sipping a hot cappuccino on a rainy autumn afternoon. our dog curls up next to me in the window bench while our cat snoozes on the bed. i’m financially stable and i’m never tired anymore. the bees are safe.
Feb 06 10:46 with 577,853 notes